I heard this war joke today:
A group of Israeli soldiers were witnessed beating the hell out of the Wazani River, torturing it to confess that it is the Litani River.
In its desperate attempt to take a non-doctored photo of at least one IDF soldier raising the Israeli flag over the Litani River, the IDF’s expanded [inflated] ground offensive continued yesterday. The results: 24 Israeli soldiers dead, 60 injured, more than 10 in a critical condition (according to CNN). 39 Mirkava tanks and bulldozers in addition to a helicopter were destroyed too.
Today six Israeli soldiers died. 2 Mirkavas were among the casualties.
Did Olmert expect Khizballah militants to flee without their bandanas to the nearest barber shop immediately after he starts his indiscriminate shelling of Lebanon? Afghanistan is not a good model either way you take it.
As I was typing this about 20 loud explosions shook the city. They were raids that flattened some apartment buildings still standing in the suburbs, in Radouf, Rouwiss. Two make-believe civilians were killed and 7 injured. Hezbollah retaliated with about 200 rockets on Israel so far, on this the 32nd day.
UN Res. 1701 will have to wait for now.
Peres said that at the end of the war [?] Hezbollah will run with their tails between their legs! Tails?!
By the way, a make-believe mother with her three fake children (younger than ten) and a Sri Lankan woman were killed today in Tyre. Three fake Lebanese civilians died in Bekaa. 15 not so true civilians died in a raid yesterday. For more make-believe Lebanese civilians killed and their doctored pictures check news outlets like Naharnet and Daily Star. I have lost count. You can also find pictures of massive destructions of the make-believe country of Lebanon.
Long live Barney!