War Jokes (re-runs)

  • Why are coquettish elderly Lebanese women very happy about the war? Because it took them back 30 years.
  • Why will Hizbullah chief Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah win the Nobel Prize for Education? Because he is the only man who sent one million people to school in just two days.
  • After Saudi Arabia decided to donate half a billion dollars to rebuild Lebanon, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak ordered the capture of six Israeli soldiers at the border.
  • Amid a mass evacuation of foreign nationals from Lebanon, Palestinian refugees who have been stranded in Lebanon for nearly 60 years are ecstatic: the Palestinian Authority has decided to evacuate its nationals as well.
  • An Israeli recently arrives at London’s Heathrow airport. As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: “Occupation?” The Israeli promptly replies: “No, just visiting!”




  1. I love Munich · · Reply

    Real nice … I like them a lot! Thanks Moussa!!

  2. yougogirl · · Reply


  3. Moussa,
    I heard the Laouzié joke in Canada and mention it in one of my posts. I was looking by chance two days later at my sitemeter and found that someone with an IP adress from the UN found my post by doing a google search with ‘Laouzié bridge’ as keywords. Was she or he looking for the joke or for the bridge ? This is my joke to add to the others. Otherwise I don’t know how to tell jokes.

  4. 300 Education & Student jokes

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