Book of Genesis. "Brand New Middle East"

And God created G W Bush.
And God saw that he was good.

And God said to G W Bush.
“Go to the chosen land and bring the folks back to me.”

And G W Bush came to land of Iraq.
And worked and preached and prayed and fasted for three years.

And G W Bush sent 655 000 of the people of Iraq to God.
And G W Bush is still working and preaching and praying and lying as hard as he can.

G W Bush has not seen the light yet.
And neither has God.

6 comments

  1. pierre/Candide's Notebooks · · Reply

    But bless his retrograde heart, Pope Benedict is bringing back the Latin mass. Because THAT will do wonders for relevance, ecumenism, peace on Earth as in Iraq, and so forth. Good to see the Pope focusing on what matters most.

  2. I love Munich · · Reply

    That’s a GOOD one!!! You know, there are people who NEVER get it .. and people who do not WANT to get it – I am afraid he belongs the the first category, in other words, a hopeless case!
    Just imagine SIXHUNDREDFIFTYFIVE DEAD!!!!! He was very fast today to reject that number as exaggerated … I don’t know in what world he lives!

    “G W Bush has not seen the light yet.” … he won’t succeed to see it – ever!

  3. Lazarus · · Reply

    brilliant!

  4. RoxieAmerica · · Reply

    Bashir, following your idea, I have created the following:

    Genesis 1 (as adapted by RoxieAmerica)
    The Beginning
    1 In the beginning President Bush surveyed the heavens and the earth.
    2 Now the Middle East was malformed and troubled, terrorism was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Islamic terrorism was hovering over the waters.
    3 And President Bush said, “Let there be a new Middle East,” and he sought to create it. 4 President Bush saw that the democracy was good, and he separated the democracy-minded from the Islamic-minded. 5 President Bush called democracy-minded “good” and Islamic terrorism he called “evil.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
    6 And President Bush said, “Let there be a military force between the Islamic nations to separate Islamic terrorists from nations opposed to Islamic terrorists.” 7 So President Bush made the military force and separated the Islamic terrorists under the leadership of Osama bin Laden’s from the Islamic world. And it was so. 8 President Bush called the military force “justice.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
    9 And President Bush said, “Let the nations under the banner of justice be gathered together in one voice, and let regime change appear.” And it was so. 10 President called the regime change “good,” and those opposing regime change he called “the forces of evil.” And President Bush saw that it was good.
    11 Then President Bush said, “Let the land produce new democracies: seed-bearing governments and freedom fighters on the land that will permit freedom of religion, to eat away at radical Islam.” And it was so. 12 The land produced new democracies: Palestine embracing terrorism and Lebanon embracing Hezbollah. And President Bush saw that it was not-so-good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
    14 And President Bush said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the Islamic nations from the of Islamic revolutionary infection, and let them serve as signs to how justice shall be enforced in the coming years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky warn those opposed to democracy on earth.” And it was so. 16 President Bush made two great lights—the greater light to destroy the Taliban and the lesser light to destroy Iraq. He also made cluster-stars for Israel. 17 President Bush allowed Israel set them in the expanse of the sky over Lebanon, 18 to destroy Hezbollah by day and by night, and to separate Hezbollah from Lebanon. And President Bush saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
    20 And President Bush said, “Let the United Nations teem with anti-Hezbollah resolutions, and let Israeli jets fly above the earth across the expanse of the Lebanon sky.” 21 So President Bush created the great John Bolton of the United Nations and every living and moving envoy within the United Nations, no matter their opinion, discussed resolutions, and every Islamic nation was told to “go along” or be bombed back into the Stone Age. And President Bush saw that it was good. 22 President blessed the resolution supporters and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the world in the Middle East, and let the democratic-minded increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
    24 And President Bush said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: Zionists, and Christians toconvert those upon the earth, and to tame Islamics revolutionaries, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 President Bush set about to tame the Islamics revolutioaries according to their kind, to empower the Zionists in kind, and send Christian missionaries to throughout the Middle East converting terrorists from their wicked ways. And President Bush saw that it was good.
    26 Then President Bush said, “Let us make Iran stop enriching uranium in our image, in our likeness, lest they rule over the Middle East and corrupt Islamic nations, and spread their terrorism, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the earth.”
    27 So President Bush covertly President Reagan’s Star Wars in his own image,
    in the image of the devil he created Star Wars;
    defensive and offensive he created Star Wars.
    28 President blessed Star Wars and said of it, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill space and subdue the earth. Rule over the radical Islamics and the terrorists of the world and over every nation that supports Islamic revolutionaries upon the earth.”
    29 Then President said, “I give you every seed-bearing laser pointed toward the ground of the whole earth and at every nation that does not renounce Islamic revolution. They will be yours to devour as food. 30 And to all the beasts of terrorism and all the bird brains of Islamic revolution and all the vile creatures that follow their wicked ways—everyone that has the breath of life in them—I give you the power to destroy.” And it was so.
    31 President Bush saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

  5. V. de la Vega · · Reply

    Yahweh is a Great God. The God of Yisrael. Killer of Palestinian Women. Raper of Lebanese Children. Praise Be to Yahweh

  6. RoxieAmerica · · Reply

    I did post the finished version of Genesis on my blog, along with a political art graphic.

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