Category Sarcasm

aliens with orange eyes

you’ve got to agree with the fourteeners when they talk about impending doom if FPM and Co. win the elections, i mean, look at their supporters: aliens with sharp fangs, orange eyes, yellow drool… photo credit Advertisements

bell curve

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin now think lebanese now think fourteeners now think… whatever just think

Rules for political correctness and democracy in the Middle East

Rule #1: In the Middle East, it is always the Palestinians that attack first, and it’s always Israel who defends itself. The name of this is “retaliation”. Rule #2: The Palestinians are not allowed to kill Israelis. The name of this is “terrorism”. Rule #3: Israel has the right to kill Palestinian civilians; the name […]

honorable white minister enchanted by our women

charming honorable white minister is pleased with our women?! joyful honorable minister does us the honor of flirting with our women?!… be happy honorable white man …we know that every time one of you honorable white men is unhappy, many of us suffer the consequences …

Calling on Bush to save the women

In oil-rich Saudi Arabia, women are treated as lifelong dependents, under the guardianship of a male relative. Deprived of the right to drive a car or mix with men publicly, they are confined to strictly segregated lives on pain of severe punishment. I say President Bush should do something about this! I say he should […]

The F*loating attrocity: USS Cole ‘Khara’

“Anyway, the F-word according to Bush is coming to Lebanon in the shape of a Floating attrocity called USS Cole, like Cole Khara (for the non lebs: Cole Khara means Eat shit ). It will Bring stability, Freedom, Democracy to Lebanon exactly the same kind that the Afghan and Iraqis have and cherish so much […]

Creepy Quotable Quote Courtesy of Bush

“The advance of freedom is the great story of our time, and new chapters are being written every day, from Georgia and Ukraine, to Kyrgyzstan and Lebanon, to Afghanistan and Iraq“ – President George Bush as he celebrated the 400th anniversary of the founding of America’s first permanent English settlement. Eerie!